Things you never thought would happen until you become a daddy
I think I've washed my hands more times in the last three days than I used to in a week. I wash my hands after touching the faucet after washing my hands. Germs now lurk everywhere. I may seriously spray everyone who enters the house with a bleach/water solution so be fore warned.
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You think he may be joking, but this is for REAL. The NEW father will spray you as you enter their humble abode, and he will scream at you to Purell even before taking a peep at the child. Be forewarned.
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