Monday night game night,
our new favorite game is
"Find the retainer."
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Forsaken
Internet down since Thursday. Can't install FB on my phone.
WHY HASN'T THE GOVERNOR DECLARED A STATE OF EMERGENCY!?!?!
On the flip side, I am blissfully behind on the latest Drumph shit show.
#FirstWorldProblems
WHY HASN'T THE GOVERNOR DECLARED A STATE OF EMERGENCY!?!?!
On the flip side, I am blissfully behind on the latest Drumph shit show.
#FirstWorldProblems
Thought progression
A child is crying
at the park. Is it mine? No.
Return to Facebook.
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at the park. Is it mine? No.
Return to Facebook.
#MyLifeInHaiku
Faith
Wet spot in bathroom;
I'm just going to believe
that it is water.
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#LifeWithBoys
I'm just going to believe
that it is water.
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#LifeWithBoys
Wild Man
Today, for my lunch:
a vegan dish, topped with cheese.
Sometimes, just because.
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102 minute hardship
My Touch ID hand is hooked up to the Apheresis machine. Need to manually enter my pass code.
#FirstWorldProblems
#FirstWorldProblems
Ding-a-ling
The first ice cream truck
rolling through, blaring music;
the sounds of summer.
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rolling through, blaring music;
the sounds of summer.
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Mid-life Desire
I still like sports cars,
but mini-vans with built-in
vacuums turn me on.
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#SAHDLife
último huevo
How many can say
"I am eating the last egg
that my chicken laid."?
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- Tyler
"I am eating the last egg
that my chicken laid."?
#MyLifeInHaiku
- Tyler
Veinticinco
High school reunion.
Too bad we weren't all so chill
when we were eighteen.
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- Tyler
Too bad we weren't all so chill
when we were eighteen.
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- Tyler
Boomerang
Behold, the school lunch,
packed with love and care each day.
Returned uneaten.
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- Tyler
packed with love and care each day.
Returned uneaten.
#MyLifeInHaiku
- Tyler
Psychosomatic
Nothing makes my head itch
like a letter sent from school
regarding head lice.
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like a letter sent from school
regarding head lice.
#MyLifeInHaiku
Not in Kansas anymore
I've traveled far, far
away to a strange land called
the "Mercer Island."
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away to a strange land called
the "Mercer Island."
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Quid pro quo
I will accept dismissal of judge Curiel from the Trump U case on the grounds of his being Mexican as soon as we dismiss a Trump candidacy on the grounds of Trump being a racist asshole.
#Can'tHaikuThat
#Can'tHaikuThat
Timing is everything, part 2
An hour past bedtime
is the best time to mention
the hives, there since lunch.
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#GTFTS
is the best time to mention
the hives, there since lunch.
#MyLifeInHaiku
#GTFTS
Timing is Everything
When it's time to leave
is always the time that my
kids need to go poo.
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is always the time that my
kids need to go poo.
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Empty Nest
The coop is empty.
The three hens, once four, are no more.
Chicken and dumplings.
#MyLifeInHaiku
The three hens, once four, are no more.
Chicken and dumplings.
#MyLifeInHaiku
Weekend warrior
It's not my ego,
but memories writing checks
my body can't cash.
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#RowdiesForLife
but memories writing checks
my body can't cash.
#MyLifeInHaiku
#RowdiesForLife
Professional Development Days
Whoever thought up
two-hour early dismissal
hated all parents.
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