Carb love

My wife bakes fresh bread. 
Thought I could not love her more.
My wife bakes fresh bread. 

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That's how they get me

Please do not judge me,
discount for buying in bulk.
Ergo, six box wines. 

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The call

A phone call from school,
the school nurse, or principal?
not sure which is worse. 

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