TMWS

(things my wife says) "I knew one of us was going to give in and it wasn't going to be him"

SMDT

(Sh*t my dad texts) "I'm in the beer g"

This is interesting on several levels.
1. That my dad is texting me in the first place
2. Where he is texting me from
3. That he is using shorthand and not spelling out "garden". Next thing I know he'll be using "idk" and "lol"

With respect to Mr. Cosby

Son: "why it not working?"
Me: "it's not plugged in"
Son: "it plugged out?"

A typical day at the office

me to son: "do you have to go poo?"
son: "No, I'm just shaking my bum-bum."

WWYW answer

If you answered pink you are correct! If you didn't, you don't have the same fashion sense as a two year old.

WWYW?

(What would you wear?) If you had to pick a pair of socks to go with this outfit, what color would they be? Answer in a little bit.

TYDWYaP

(Things You Discover When You're a Parent) The best thing to keep you warm on a cool day is a little boy snuggled in your arms.

Two days in the 90s, two in the 80s, and just like that, it's Fall in Seattle.