Adventures in Parenting

Monday night game night,
our new favorite game is
"Find the retainer."

#MyLifeInHaiku

Forsaken

Internet down since Thursday. Can't install FB on my phone.

WHY HASN'T THE GOVERNOR DECLARED A STATE OF EMERGENCY!?!?!

On the flip side, I am blissfully behind on the latest Drumph shit show.

#FirstWorldProblems