102 minute hardship

My Touch ID hand is hooked up to the Apheresis machine. Need to manually enter my pass code.

#FirstWorldProblems

Ding-a-ling

The first ice cream truck
rolling through, blaring music;
the sounds of summer.

#MyLifeInHaiku

Countdown

Summer vacation:

the quick way to determine

which parents plan well.

#MyLifeInHaiku

Mid-life Desire

I still like sports cars, 

but mini-vans with built-in

vacuums turn me on.

#MyLifeInHaiku

#SAHDLife

último huevo

How many can say
"I am eating the last egg
that my chicken laid."?

#MyLifeInHaiku


- Tyler

Futbol, Footbal, Fussball, Soccer

Copa America, 

Euro Cup 2016,

a soccer fan's dream.

#MyLifeInHaiku

Veinticinco

High school reunion.
Too bad we weren't all so chill
when we were eighteen.

#MyLifeInHaiku


- Tyler

Boomerang

Behold, the school lunch,
packed with love and care each day.
Returned uneaten.

#MyLifeInHaiku


- Tyler

Psychosomatic

Nothing makes my head itch
like a letter sent from school
regarding head lice.

#MyLifeInHaiku

Not in Kansas anymore

I've traveled far, far
away to a strange land called
the "Mercer Island."

#MyLifeInHaiku

Quid pro quo

I will accept dismissal of judge Curiel from the Trump U case on the grounds of his being Mexican as soon as we dismiss a Trump candidacy on the grounds of Trump being a racist asshole.

#Can'tHaikuThat

Timing is everything, part 2

An hour past bedtime
is the best time to mention
the hives, there since lunch.

#MyLifeInHaiku
#GTFTS

Timing is Everything

When it's time to leave
is always the time that my
kids need to go poo.

#MyLifeInHaiku

Empty Nest

The coop is empty.
The three hens, once four, are no more.
Chicken and dumplings.

#MyLifeInHaiku

Weekend warrior

It's not my ego,
but memories writing checks
my body can't cash.

#MyLifeInHaiku
#RowdiesForLife

Professional Development Days

Whoever thought up

two-hour early dismissal

hated all parents.

#MyLifeInHaiku