1761

that's what the Bad-Beat-o-Meter put it at.

once again QQ goes down in flames. ok, my opponent did have aces. but he didn't flop the boat. sure he had a boat on the turn, but it was an under boat. he had three outs going into the river. 3. it's hands like these that question why one even plays poker. i mean, there's no way i could outplay him on this one. in retrospect i could have shoved all in on the flop, but even then there's not much chance he's going to lay down aces.

Hand 1:
Party Poker No-Limit Hold'em, $0.50 BB (10 handed)

UTG+2 ($24.61)
MP1 ($20.95)
MP2 ($19)
MP3 ($24.50)
CO ($15.59)
Hero ($48.73)
SB ($19.28)
BB ($63.44)
UTG ($20.75)
UTG+1 ($30.41)

Preflop: Hero is Button with Q, Q. MP2 posts a blind of $0.50.
UTG folds, UTG+1 folds, UTG+2 folds, MP1 folds, MP2 (poster) checks, MP3 folds, CO folds, Hero raises to $3, SB folds, BB raises to $10, MP2 folds, Hero calls $7.

Flop: ($20.75) T , T , Q (2 players)
BB bets $15, Hero calls $15.

Turn: ($50.75) T (2 players)
BB bets $24, Hero calls $23.73 (All-In).

River: ($98.48) A (2 players, 1 all-in)

Final Pot: $98.48
BB shows A A (full house, aces full of tens).
Hero shows Q Q (full house, queens full of tens).
Outcome: BB wins $98.47.

93% favorite going into the river. there's not much more you can ask for. it would be tempting to believe the conspiracy rumors of rigged poker sites, but i'd just like to believe that karma owes me one. hopefully one day the tables will be turned; at a WSOP final table will be nice. until then i'll just have to grind away.

brutalized

that's the only word i can use for it. i decided to put on the snorkle and jump back into the waters last night at the $25 nl tables. the first couple of hours went well, lots of small pairs seen on the cheap making a set on the flop. i was under no disillusion that this was all skill. the board was being very, very kind to me. and then, the pain began. if only i hadn't seen QQ all night id probably be a happier man this morning.

Hand 1: bottom pair and a prayer
Party Poker No-Limit Hold'em, $0.50 BB (10 handed)
MP2 ($23.50)
MP3 ($10)
CO ($40.15)
Button ($24.18)
SB ($30.89)
BB ($18.70)
UTG ($140.69)
Hero ($40.99)
UTG+2 ($12.25)
MP1 ($24.50)

Preflop: Hero is UTG+1 with Q, Q.
UTG calls $0.50, Hero raises to $3, UTG+2 folds, MP1 folds, MP2 folds, MP3 folds, CO folds, Button calls $3, SB folds, BB folds, UTG calls $2.50.

Flop: ($9.75) T, 7, 9 (3 players)
UTG checks, Hero bets $15, Button raises to $21.18 (All-In), UTG folds, Hero calls $6.18.

Turn: ($52.11) A (2 players, 1 all-in)

River: ($52.11) 5 (2 players, 1 all-in)

Final Pot: $52.11

Results below:
Hero shows Q Q (one pair, queens).
Button shows A 7 (two pair, aces and sevens).
Outcome: Button wins $52.11.
» ok, he had 5 outs. i guess i didn't get the email from party saying it was suck out night.

Hand 2: but they're suited.....
Party Poker No-Limit Hold'em, $0.50 BB (9 handed)
Button ($22.50)
SB ($9.50)
BB ($45.65)
UTG ($43.81)
UTG+1 ($34.34)
MP1 ($20.25)
Hero ($23.40)
MP3 ($7.25)
CO ($22)

Preflop: Hero is MP2 with Q, Q.
UTG calls $0.50, UTG+1 calls $0.50, MP1 calls $0.50, Hero raises to $3.5, MP3 folds, CO folds, Button folds, SB folds, BB folds, UTG calls $3, UTG+1 folds, MP1 raises to $6.5, Hero calls $3, UTG calls $3.

Flop: ($20.75) Q, 2, J (3 players)
UTG checks, MP1 bets $0.5, Hero raises to $5, UTG folds, MP1 raises to $9.5, Hero raises to $16.9 (All-In), MP1 calls $4.25 (All-In).

Turn: ($51.40) 3 (2 players, 2 all-in)

River: ($51.40) 8 (2 players, 2 all-in)

Final Pot: $51.40

Results below:
MP1 shows 6 A (flush, ace high).
Hero shows Q Q (three of a kind, queens).
Outcome: MP1 wins $48.25. Hero wins $3.15.
» what can i do? i put my money in when i had the best of it. looks like i bet too small on the flop and gave him the proper odds to call. what can you do? pull the broomstick out of your ass and get back in the game.

what was i thinking?

i'm like the character in that brandon frasier movie where he's been living underground in a fallout shelter with his folks. i never really saw the movie so i'm a little fuzzy on most of the details, but the trailer showed enough to get the general gist. anyway, BF's character turns 18 and his parents tell him that there's a whole world out there.

well folks, i'm kind of like BF that way (minus the height, good looks, money and hollywood star power) in that i've been living in ignorance until now. what was i thinking?!! in the 7 odd hours i've been playing the party $25 no-limit tables, i've been amazed at how many fish there truly are. i mean, i had heard stories, but i just couldn't believe that they were true.

here's just a sample: hand 1, "are you looking at the board?"
Party Poker No-Limit Hold'em, $0.50(6 handed)

BB ($56.90)
UTG ($35.55)
Hero ($66.35)
CO ($23.25)
Button ($24.50)
SB ($30.30)

Preflop: Hero Q , 2.
UTG folds, Hero calls $0.50, CO folds, Button raises to $1, SB folds, BB folds, Hero calls $0.50.

Flop: ($2.75) J, K, Q(2 players)
Hero checks, Button bets $2, Hero raises to $5, Button raises to $8, Hero calls $3.
» i don't really have a read on this guy, but i think he would have raised a little more if he had a big pair. i can't say how, but i just couldn't believe he had a king

Turn: ($18.75) 9 (2 players)
Hero checks, Button bets $10, Hero calls $10.

River: ($38.75) J (2 players)
Hero checks, Button bets $5.5 (All-In), Hero calls $5.50.
» ok, not the card i wanted to see but for only $5.50 more i gotta see

Final Pot: $49.75

Results below:
Hero shows Q 2 (two pair, queens and jacks).
Button shows 8 8 (two pair, jacks and eights).
Outcome: Hero wins $49.75.
ok, this could have very easily gone the other way and he shows a king or jack, but i mean, what was he thinking? if he had a bigger stack and pushed more in on the river i would have had to think really hard. but a fifty cent pre flop raise just didn't seem like face cards.

actually, the more i think about this hand i realize i played it really poorly. at every step there are so many cards that he could have that could screw me. i mean, it's not beyond possiblity that he has Kxs or even a ten.

i did it

for a while now i've been reading other poker blogs that say money does really grow on trees at party poker but resisted the temptation. after i blew the rest of my bank roll at ub i decided to give it a try. last night was my first time playing with real money. i played at the $25 no limit tables and found that indeed that i had found the fish hatchery. one guy pushed all in on the river with two pair when four cards to broadway were sitting right there. no surprise that his two callers both had a queen to complete the straight and divide up his money.

i'm also excited because i ponied up the money for poker tracker and can now start keeping accurate records of my play. manually recording every single hand history on ub was just not for me.

more later, but now it's time to work.

tnp

for those who don't know, tnp = tuesday night poker.

last night once again reaffirmed that we are a bunch of degenerate gamblers. after playing two hours of solid no-limit holdem, i made a couple of mistakes that suddenly found me down to the felt. mistake one was trying to get too tricky when i flopped bottom two pair and tried to slow play. and when i say slow play, i mean ice age glacial movement slow play. unfortunately by slow playing both the flop and turn, i allowed MN to catch runner-runner two pair which of course beat my sixes and twos. and no, i don't usually play 62o but i was the big blind.

and once again the perils of playing 5-handed (and then 4 handed when NC called it a night) is that the game could break at any moment and did when RL busted out and left us with only three. of course, RL decided to leave at the moment when i had just taken my second beat and was stuck $40.

but the night was young and we handn't played for two weeks so MN and i weren't ready to call it quits if we had anything to say about it. CB decided to be the bank on a little blackjack and i happily bought in for another $10. i proceeded to burn through my $10 and MN quickly lost all of his poker winnings to an amazing run of cards for the house. CB caught 21 so often that if we were at a casino the house would have been pulling up the tape. CB busted both of us out when we both held 20 and he hit to catch the perfect card and make 21. undaunted, we both bought in and i was able to run $30 up to $80 to break even for the night. the biggest hand was when both MN and I doubled down on 11's and CB busted.

until next tuesday.

been a while

sorry for the drought (not that there's anyone reading these anyways). after the trip to LV we took a two week hiatus from tnp so i haven't been playing much cards. hopefully no one will bail tonight and i'll have something to report tomorrow.

i did have a poker-related dream this morning as i was playing tag with the snooze button. as i can remember it, I was dealing to martin landau (the prof from rounders) and one of my co-workers. the only problem was one hand my co-worker showed had 2 nine of spades. that's all i can remember before the alarm went off again.

wish me luck tonight. 109 days.