Men's soccer

Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow.
Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow.
That's gonna bruise.

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For better or worse

I do not recall
"I will hang dry delicates,"
as a wedding vow.

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Apparently

It's after midnight,
I'm drunk tweeting and posting,
I'm presidential.

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