My son=snot faucet.

Mom: "do you know your farts stink?" Son: pause, big grin "yeah!"

It may not be Zagat, but when my 2yo son says "like it" about something I cook, well I feel pretty f*cking good.

Was enjoying a slice of combo pizza until his son came and picked off all the toppings. Now I'm eating a slice of cheese pizza.

Good: deciding to make hummus. Bad: no tahini. Miraculous: remembering I bought some 6 months ago and finding the jar in the pantry.

Did I need a 3Gs? Not really. Did I get it anyway?Hell yes. Thank you Venetian poker players.

God damn second-hand smoke.

Must. Sleep.

But seriuosly, my wife rocks.

H is happily playing by himself. Doesn't want me to play or read to him. Guess I'll go clean.

making more no knead bread

Survived NYE despite attempts to sabotage me with Maker's Mark and Canadian single malt whiskey (or whisky?)