"everybody bleeds burgandy," really? #coloradorapids fail.

Hwy 99 haiku

Mount Rainier,/
always present, and yet, every day/
a pleasant surprise.

File under "duh"

Over heard a conversation on the street. Apparently Mother's day weekend is a slow time for the people who hand out the cards for strippers. Who would have known?

Why, yes

I have already been to the spa and am already looking forward to going
back. Do you have a problem with that?

Luckiest man alive

If you are going to ask your wife if you can go to Las Vegas for a soccer tournament over Mother's Day weekend either are very stupid or you have a very understanding spouse. Luckily for me, my wife loves me despite my stupidity.