Can't believe he's the one who had to remind the Mrs. that IT'S THEIR ANNIVERSARY!!!

Let's try again:
Jealously I watch, the blissful way, my son eats blueberries.

Jealously I watch, the way my son devours, a bowl of blueberries.

Fresh-picked cherries, purple fingers and lips, summer's bounty.

Is wondering if a pint of blueberries can be considered a balanced dinner for a 20 mo boy.

Once again the men come from behind on the last hand of spades to win. The unbeaten streak continues.

Is trying to convince himself that Hieu just doesn't know how wrong it is to offer beef to his plastic cow

Things I never thought I'd say 1: "please don't touch your penis with my iPhone."

Every day, / my neighbor's peaches grow riper./ Temptation increases. #haiku

Lost interest in fireworks long ago, now I'm worried the explosions will wake up my son. #gettingold

Ice cold mugicha*,/ hot summer day,/ suddenly i'm in Japan. # haiku
* Mugicha= barley tea