brutalized

that's the only word i can use for it. i decided to put on the snorkle and jump back into the waters last night at the $25 nl tables. the first couple of hours went well, lots of small pairs seen on the cheap making a set on the flop. i was under no disillusion that this was all skill. the board was being very, very kind to me. and then, the pain began. if only i hadn't seen QQ all night id probably be a happier man this morning.

Hand 1: bottom pair and a prayer
Party Poker No-Limit Hold'em, $0.50 BB (10 handed)
MP2 ($23.50)
MP3 ($10)
CO ($40.15)
Button ($24.18)
SB ($30.89)
BB ($18.70)
UTG ($140.69)
Hero ($40.99)
UTG+2 ($12.25)
MP1 ($24.50)

Preflop: Hero is UTG+1 with Q, Q.
UTG calls $0.50, Hero raises to $3, UTG+2 folds, MP1 folds, MP2 folds, MP3 folds, CO folds, Button calls $3, SB folds, BB folds, UTG calls $2.50.

Flop: ($9.75) T, 7, 9 (3 players)
UTG checks, Hero bets $15, Button raises to $21.18 (All-In), UTG folds, Hero calls $6.18.

Turn: ($52.11) A (2 players, 1 all-in)

River: ($52.11) 5 (2 players, 1 all-in)

Final Pot: $52.11

Results below:
Hero shows Q Q (one pair, queens).
Button shows A 7 (two pair, aces and sevens).
Outcome: Button wins $52.11.
» ok, he had 5 outs. i guess i didn't get the email from party saying it was suck out night.

Hand 2: but they're suited.....
Party Poker No-Limit Hold'em, $0.50 BB (9 handed)
Button ($22.50)
SB ($9.50)
BB ($45.65)
UTG ($43.81)
UTG+1 ($34.34)
MP1 ($20.25)
Hero ($23.40)
MP3 ($7.25)
CO ($22)

Preflop: Hero is MP2 with Q, Q.
UTG calls $0.50, UTG+1 calls $0.50, MP1 calls $0.50, Hero raises to $3.5, MP3 folds, CO folds, Button folds, SB folds, BB folds, UTG calls $3, UTG+1 folds, MP1 raises to $6.5, Hero calls $3, UTG calls $3.

Flop: ($20.75) Q, 2, J (3 players)
UTG checks, MP1 bets $0.5, Hero raises to $5, UTG folds, MP1 raises to $9.5, Hero raises to $16.9 (All-In), MP1 calls $4.25 (All-In).

Turn: ($51.40) 3 (2 players, 2 all-in)

River: ($51.40) 8 (2 players, 2 all-in)

Final Pot: $51.40

Results below:
MP1 shows 6 A (flush, ace high).
Hero shows Q Q (three of a kind, queens).
Outcome: MP1 wins $48.25. Hero wins $3.15.
» what can i do? i put my money in when i had the best of it. looks like i bet too small on the flop and gave him the proper odds to call. what can you do? pull the broomstick out of your ass and get back in the game.