Snowmaggedon 2019

Day 1

Friday, 3:00 - Snow is falling. Sprits are high. Due to poor planning on the part of our acquisitions officer, we are already out of garlic and tomato paste. Alcohol stockpiles are ample so parents are unconcerned. 

Perspective

While I know it's not,
Harbor Seals laying on rocks
make life look easy.

#LifeInHaiku

My life motto

Just decided that my life motto is: "Tyler Moriguchi, I will plan the ish out of anything."

#NotSoDeepThought

When you find yourself saying "that probably wasn't the smartest thing to do" on a weekly basis you might have a problem, or need to get smarter.

#NotHaiku

A day in the life

Weeding this morning,
Offer incense after lunch,
Making dinner now.

#MyLifeInHaiku #SAHDLife

It was the Pisco

#IfIdietonight

Guilty Pleasure

Being stuck in traffic is slightly more tolerable when watching the driver in front of you lose his shit. #Schadenfreude #NotHaiku

Carb love

My wife bakes fresh bread. 

Thought I could not love her more.

My wife bakes fresh bread. 

#MyLifeInHaiku #HaikuBrag

That's how they get me

Please do not judge me,

discount for buying in bulk.

Ergo, six box wines. 

#MyLIfeInHaiku #TalesFromTheGroceryStore

The call

A phone call from school,

the school nurse, or principal?

not sure which is worse. 

#MyLifeInHaiku #SAHDLife

Missed connection

Empty street corner,

where kids and parents once stood. 

Missed the bus again.

#MyLifeInHaiku #SlowKids

Nom nom

Some people eat to live,
some people live to eat.
I eat to make room in the fridge for groceries.

#NotSoDeepThoughts #NotHaiku

Back to school

Red pen: felt, ball point?
Index card, with lines or blank?
School supply life tilt.

#MyLifeInHaiku

Heat Wave

On hot summer nights,
open windows bring breezes,
spouses' angry words.

#MyLifeInHaiku

The end

End of the school year:
Reports cards, year books, picnics.
Lost book notices.

#MyLifeInHaiku #ParentChronicles

Kraut

Water, salt, cabbage,
bacteria and patience.
Making sauerkraut.

#MyLifeInHaiku #DadInTheKitchen


- Tyler

Allergies

I love the spring time
for the day or two until
the sneezing begins.

#MyLifeInHaiku

Adventures in Parenting

Monday night game night,
our new favorite game is
"Find the retainer."

#MyLifeInHaiku

Forsaken

Internet down since Thursday. Can't install FB on my phone.

WHY HASN'T THE GOVERNOR DECLARED A STATE OF EMERGENCY!?!?!

On the flip side, I am blissfully behind on the latest Drumph shit show.

#FirstWorldProblems

Men's soccer

Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow.
Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow.
That's gonna bruise.

#MyLifeInHaiku