Allergies

I love the spring time
for the day or two until
the sneezing begins.

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Adventures in Parenting

Monday night game night,
our new favorite game is
"Find the retainer."

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Forsaken

Internet down since Thursday. Can't install FB on my phone.

WHY HASN'T THE GOVERNOR DECLARED A STATE OF EMERGENCY!?!?!

On the flip side, I am blissfully behind on the latest Drumph shit show.

#FirstWorldProblems

Men's soccer

Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow.
Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow.
That's gonna bruise.

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For better or worse

I do not recall
"I will hang dry delicates,"
as a wedding vow.

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Apparently

It's after midnight,
I'm drunk tweeting and posting,
I'm presidential.

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One day

I'm sure that one day,
I will miss these things you do,
but not very soon.

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Growing pain

Braces? Expanders?
The next parenting chapter
begins in the red.

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Jarred

My peaceful slumber
disturbed by the voice of Trump
should have chose buzzer.

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Tranquility

That inner calmness
and clarity of thinking
when caring ceases.

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Tonight for dinner

I'm making a dish I call

"leftover surprise."

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Thought progression

A child is crying
at the park. Is it mine? No.
Return to Facebook.

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Faith

Wet spot in bathroom;
I'm just going to believe
that it is water.

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#LifeWithBoys

21 vs 43

Sports car : Mini van

Super model : Someone who cares

Big mac: Kale salad.

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Wild Man

Today, for my lunch: 

a vegan dish, topped with cheese.

Sometimes, just because.

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102 minute hardship

My Touch ID hand is hooked up to the Apheresis machine. Need to manually enter my pass code.

#FirstWorldProblems

Ding-a-ling

The first ice cream truck
rolling through, blaring music;
the sounds of summer.

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Countdown

Summer vacation:

the quick way to determine

which parents plan well.

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Mid-life Desire

I still like sports cars, 

but mini-vans with built-in

vacuums turn me on.

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#SAHDLife

último huevo

How many can say
"I am eating the last egg
that my chicken laid."?

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- Tyler