While I know it's not,
Harbor Seals laying on rocks
make life look easy.
#LifeInHaiku
My life motto
Just decided that my life motto is: "Tyler Moriguchi, I will plan the ish out of anything."
#NotSoDeepThought
When you find yourself saying "that probably wasn't the smartest thing to do" on a weekly basis you might have a problem, or need to get smarter.
#NotHaiku
#NotHaiku
A day in the life
Weeding this morning,
Offer incense after lunch,
Making dinner now.
#MyLifeInHaiku #SAHDLife
Offer incense after lunch,
Making dinner now.
#MyLifeInHaiku #SAHDLife
Guilty Pleasure
Being stuck in traffic is slightly more tolerable when watching the driver in front of you lose his shit. #Schadenfreude #NotHaiku
Carb love
My wife bakes fresh bread.
Thought I could not love her more.
My wife bakes fresh bread.
#MyLifeInHaiku #HaikuBrag
That's how they get me
Please do not judge me,
discount for buying in bulk.
Ergo, six box wines.
#MyLIfeInHaiku #TalesFromTheGroceryStore
The call
A phone call from school,
the school nurse, or principal?
not sure which is worse.
#MyLifeInHaiku #SAHDLife
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