Things I never thought I'd say

"no H, we don't lick frosting off other children's faces."

Winning feels good

Except for that barely being able to walk thing after the game. Rowdies Blue 5-1 (maybe 6).

If I may say so......

God damn I make a good Vietnamese house-husband.

SAHD Math

One 2 year old + one 6 week old + one pulled groin + one wife at work = one scared father + one long day

Who knew?

According to T my car "smells like boy" and apparently that is a bad thing.